2020 Nike Blazer Hi

1. Brand Spankin New - (This product has never been used, meaning that it has never been grazed by anyone’s blood, sweat, tears or urine. Unless you buy this product and decide to bleed, sweat, cry and piss on it.)

2. Basically New - (Very very very slight signs of wear with no noticeable damage. Whoever owned this before you most likely kept it in there closet with all of their other dark secrets.)

3. Pretty Dang Good- (Small signs of wear such as fading but no major damage. You’ll still look fly as f**k and not as homeless as you usually do.) 

4. Good - (Little wear such as fraying and tiny marks/stains. Now you got some more character to your outfits)    

5. Preloved - (Noticeable wear such as small to moderate holes, tears and stains. This is definitely what you’d call “Vintage”.)

6. Heavily Preloved - (Heavy distressing such as bigger holes and rips with possible stretched seams and torn stitching. You know whoever owned this before you probably wore this every single day without fail.)

7. Thrashed - ( Borderline unwearable, someone probably left this in their burning house. Large tears/holes with massive stains.*WARNING* wearing this in public may cause you to be mistaken for a homeless person.)

Returns:

All items are final sale, no returns, no takies-backsies, no regrets

If a product arrives and looks nothing like the photo, contact us at gluegoods@gmail.com

Shipping:

We pack and ship our orders as fast as humanly possible. (with love and affection) Once it's in the hands of the shipping gods you'll get a tracking number and can stalk its location.